Screw You, I'm Hilarious

stay-strong-on-your-own:

cumlourry:

deodrant:

i exercised once

oh my god are you okay?

Lmfao

yourendorphine:

homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years

i am crying right now i love you europe

(via i-did-it-for-the-lolz)

romulusthread:

panemsrebellion:

romulusthread:

STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT

you are a gay teenage boy

NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN

(via i-did-it-for-the-lolz)

thefergaliciouslife:

ghostie00:

so with all of this Yahoo buying Tumblr crap going on
if we ever need a place to relocate there’s always 

or better yet

gooutfighting:

now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday

(via i-did-it-for-the-lolz)

If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.

(Source: hannahbeezy, via i-did-it-for-the-lolz)

jaclcfrost:

“shouldn’t you be sleeping”

(via i-did-it-for-the-lolz)

(Source: jimdjango, via i-did-it-for-the-lolz)

wilwheaton:

I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.

(via i-did-it-for-the-lolz)

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via i-did-it-for-the-lolz)

crocs-wbu:

DAVID YOU CHEAP BASTARD
I FEEL LIKE AN ORPHAN

(via happily-married-to-nutella)

(via worldinink)

— the writer reblogs, being distracted by the internet

(via cameralinz)

(via i-did-it-for-the-lolz)

Being a good writer is 3% talent and 97% not being distracted by the internet.